RetroMonkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario and ADHD]

Ok, that is not ADHD. That's ADHDHDHDHDHDHDHD, in HD. I know this stuff, you can take my word for it.

Anyhoo, that was a darn hilarious flash! I remember watching this a couple years ago and almost dying of laughter. Great stuff.

[Toons These Days: Ep. 3]

creative

A cartoon dog drawn like a character from an old black and white animated film, angrily complaining about modern cartoons like a cynical old guy with an attitude. I like this. Please, do make more.

[B]

Completely original

Where did you get the inspiration for this masterpiece? Good job on the animation by the way.

[Awesome Reach]

Genius...

...yet also quite disturbing. Makes me never want to play Halo Reach again...

[Link's Barrel Beat]

Akwardly hilarious...

...and quite original. I was laughing so hard yet I was weirded out at the same time. I'm going to watch this next time I'm sugar-high.

[Boss Fucker!]

My goodness...

It almost had no mind, as there was no reason for any of the events in the movie which were just disgusting anyway. It had no heart, or any real meaning other than to play a grunge rock song and see some jerk who says the F word kill some other jerk who says the F word. POINTLESS!
Make something else, your animation skills are ok but you need to have a better animation with some more elbow grease put into the premise. KEEP IN MIND: I'm not trying to be mean, I'm giving an honest opinion and constructive critisism.

UltimatoRman responds:

this is very helpfull:D

[Randomness Part 4]

Decent...

Very good ideas on the terms of weird and stupid/funny, but very short and the sound quality is bad at a "too often" amount of times. The animation sometimes feels decent, but while it IS true that it's the over-all experience and not the way it looks, there is still a point where the look of something is unprofessional enough to make it feel low quality make you want to quit watching. Soooo...make longer, tidy-up the appearance, fix the fuzzy sound quality, and it might be a lot better. By the way, what was that song called at the credits? I've been trying to find it 4EVER!

ZooAnimal responds:

Eurodancer

[HoopzShort #2 - Arms]

ummm....

I don't know, it doesn't have much too it. It's just the same thing happening the whole time, without much creativity put in it. The song might be all right if put with some trippy background(s) and multiple things happening that make an entertaining animated music video. But, it doesn't have that. It gets old, so just put some more into it next time. Imagination is key to a good animation, so put more stuff in it and it will be good.

thehoopz responds:

you are afagot

[Super Mario bros Z ep.8 (old series)]

you...

...Have brilliance, and a lot of it. This is MY favorite series on newgrounds, and while the episodes keep on getting better and better, I have one thing to say on top of all that anyway:

The earlier episodes kept the feeling of mario, sonic, AND Dragon Ball Z at the same time (hard to pull off but more fun to watch that way). Episodes 7 and 8 had swearing in them, and that got rid of the accuracy to the mario and sonic feel AND they were very unnecessary, as it did not add any humor in it at all. I love your work a whole lot, INCLUDING your YTP on youtube. So please take this into consideration and do not include that in anymore of your "Super Mario Bros. Z" episodes. Thanks, Alvin Earthworm/AlvinYTP. YOU RULE!!!

[a walk roll and a splash]

Yaha!

It's entertaining to watch the cute little runt go around on that little adventure, plus the ending was funny. Right on! I just wish there was more that happened. Really good, anyway! LOVE IT!