RetroMonkey's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

Shrapnel...my love

The action, visuals and controls (unless your mouse isn't very good or you're using a touchpad) are just so flawless!

I dig the blood effect where the more the bodies pile up, the more red there is on the wall starting from the bottom. That was kinda neat in my opinion. Another little thing I liked, was the attitude put in the character animation when firing some of the guns, particularly the lever shotgun. Of course it can get repetitive, but not that fast. Things get way too exciting for the repetitiveness to get boring. This is my favorite Thing Thing game over all.

[Mother Judgement]

Awesome nun

The game is pretty enjoyable. Occasional glitches but it controls and plays great. I love the line "suck my crucifix", I laugh a little bit every time I hear it. I would like to state that the concept is......interesting, to say the least. But that's a good thing! Very ireverant and original, not to mention funny. Good going on this thing.

[Space-ninja]

Love it

Great concept first of all. It was simple, fun, and challenging. I happen to find joy in retro graphics in some cases and this one was kind of stylized like that. The controls were indeed just run and jump but the wall-jumping kept it simple and still fun so pretty much anyone can play it and have a good time. The music was fantastically composed 8-bit bliss and the tune that goes to the last boss fight fit just well, and speaking of the last boss it was well worth the time. Everything was well done and I absolutely love this!

[Doodieman Voodoo]

Thanks Doodieman!

I have officially satisfied my sinful vengeance against the name I hate the most. I wonder if I'm going to Hell...

Eh Whatever.

[Chibi Knight]

This is pretty fun!

I love how you can level up your weapons and armor. Gotta love hackn' slashing! You know I've always wondered what Zelda II would be like if it was done right, and you answered that question for me. Hey, I was thinking what you could do with a sequel to this. Alternate forms? Riding a baby dragon? You be the brain on this one but I'm only giving suggestions because I would really really like a sequel!

[Sydney Shark]

So Beautiful...

sniff...Thank you for the...sniff...heavenly...sniff...GAME !

[ImmorTall]

unforgettable and unique

I liked playing this game a lot. You know, it's kind of hard to call it a "game" all the way, but lt's an outstanding flash none the less. It was almost like one of those silent independent animations you'd see at a film festival, yet a lot more interactive and a much better experience. Virtual sensation at it's finest my friend; when I first started playing it I really grew a liking for that family, and I practically felt like that alien. They loved me, and then...humanity happened. I did all I could to save them, but two perished. Even as I began withering away as well I still strived to save the family who taught me what "love" is when I first came to earth. I soon perished, yet saved as much lives as I could.

---In the end, this flash made me think. Is humanity all it's cracked up to be? Or is it worth saving? You out-did yourself, chap. Thank you very much for such an unforgettable experience.

[Doom Triple Pack]

DOOOOM!

Gotta love Doom. Sometimes I kinda like to emotionally scar myself with things like that, and I don't quite know why. Anyway thank you for uploading this! The other two games are great too. Even if there is no sound at least I can play these demos without having to get up from my computer. Thanks once again Mike. Cheers!

[Bubble Tanks TD]

Bubblez!

I liked it, it was pretty fun. it got pretty intense at later levels which is goooood.

[Nene Interactive Suicide]

So sedistic!...

...Yet fun to play for a while at the same time. In the long run, I feel awful for playing it. Good game anyway.